Sotto Voce.

August 20, 2010

Political Debate, Summarized

Filed under: Life the Universe and Everything — sottovoce @ 1:16 pm
  • “What’s good for me is good for everyone.”
  • “What’s good for everyone is good for me.”

August 16, 2010

Free Beer Tomorrow, cont’d

Filed under: Typecasting — sottovoce @ 5:45 pm

Free Beer Tomorrow, cont'd - 1
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July 16, 2010

Everything I Need to Know I Learned From a Great Pilot

Filed under: Life the Universe and Everything — sottovoce @ 10:52 am

“Always trust your instruments, except when they’re wrong.”

– Charles D. “Chips” Woodruff, USAF Ret.

July 1, 2010

Announcing “Channel 37!”

Filed under: Channel 37,The Terror from the Other Dimension!,Website News — sottovoce @ 10:56 am

Channel 37 Inspired by my friends, I’ve decided to launch a dedicated blog for my serial SF fiction. Henceforth, The Terror from the Other Dimension! and the other serials and shorts that are percolating in my creative subconscious will be appearing at Channel 37, which will be bringing you “Serial Science Fiction from the Distant Reaches of UHF!” If you like that sort of thing, please check it out.

Sotto Voce is one of my idea incubators; Terror is ready to leave the nest and start feathering its own. So over the next week, I’ll be re-posting each of the current six chapters of Terror over on Channel 37. After that, all new chapters — and new serials and shorts — will be posted there exclusively. Then we’ll see where things go from there . . .

June 30, 2010

My Kind of Expert

Filed under: Life the Universe and Everything — sottovoce @ 12:10 pm

Columbia Journalism Review is part of my daily breakfast reading. But this morning, when I clicked on the tab to take me to the CJR home page, I was amazed to see a familiar face completely out of context: a young Dr. J. Allen Hynek, astronomer, astrophysicist, and — yes — pioneering UFO researcher. What was the man who coined the phrase “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” doing on the home page of CJR?

Apparently, serving as a stand-in for the stereotype of “The Expert” circa 1955 — the button-down brainiac with the goatee and the glasses. For Dr. Hynek’s visage accompanies an article titled “The Trouble With Experts” by Alissa Quart. (NOTE: Unfortunately, the photo no longer accompanies the story. I’ll try to find a copy somewhere else.) Decked “The Web allows us to question authority in new ways,” the article takes a look at how the web has propelled the rise of the “fauxpert” — people “who have emerged online because they write well and/or frequently on their subjects, rather than becoming an expert by acclamation of other experts or because of an affiliation with a venerated institution.” (It’s a thoughtful and well-written piece, BTW.)

In the photo, Hynek — who isn’t even mentioned in the article — certainly looks the part of an acclaimed product of a venerated institution: young yet wise, suitably straight-laced, seated at a table apparently shoulder-to-shoulder with other grandees, the inevitable stereographic-projection world map behind him subtly reinforcing the message that men of knowledge collectively possess mastery of the world. But Dr. Hynek is, in many ways, the antithesis of the quintessential “Expert” discussed in Quart’s article, because he is perhaps best known as an expert who came to question his own expertise.

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June 25, 2010

Two Cool New Science Fiction Serials

Two of my friends have recently launched serialized SF story blogs! Check ‘em out:

  • One Alien Life
  • “It seems to be getting worse. Vacuum dream, screaming, crying, headache, general feeling of itchiness all over, but also specifically inside my brain, which is very disconcerting. Like I want to take my brain out and soak it in an oatmeal bath. . . . “

  • LURKER7
  • “It is my profound pleasure to report that as of this date, LURKER7 is operational. While not all systems are online, we have defense and espionage capabilities. We are also expanding the facilities under the lunar surface. This moon is excellent for construction purposes. . . . “

Bookmark them, add them to your feed, and spread the word. Hey, everyone! Getcher free SF serials here!

June 22, 2010

The Terror from the Other Dimension! – Part Six

Filed under: The Terror from the Other Dimension! — sottovoce @ 9:12 pm

The Terror from the The Other Dimension!Alone above a barren patch of the Pacific, with help still days away, the eighteen men and two women of the Peregrine were surprised to find themselves face-to-face with a squadron of flying saucers whose destructive power was beyond any weapon known to man short of atomic fury, typed the reporter as he finally began to settle into his story, courtesy of Remington and George Dickel. Armed with not much more than their wits and an ample supply of good old-fashioned American know-how, the intrepid crew would now have to improvise a defense for the entire planet Earth.

Little could the invaders know that, in this stubby airship, they were about to meet their unlikely match.

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In a smooth, practiced motion — his eyes never leaving the three saucers dangling several thousand feet ahead of them — Captain Rick Darrow slid into his pilot’s chair and slipped his headset over his ears. “I have the ship,” he said to his copilot, Lieutenant Don Stewart, who nodded in acknowledgement. Darrow pulled back on the throttles to slow his blimp, and turned the wheel a few degrees to the right to face the saucers directly.

Standing behind Darrow’s seat, Professor Abbott gasped, her hand involuntarily reaching for Darrow’s shoulder “You’re not turning toward them, surely!”

“Face-on makes us a smaller target,” he said, reaching for the microphone on his left-hand windowsill. “General quarters, general quarters,” he called into it. “All hands to your action stations.” Returning the microphone to its holder, he shouted back to the radar compartment. “Tell me what you see, Sparks.”

“Radar is still crazy, sir, but I’m definitely picking up the three saucers dead ahead. Range one seven three zero and closing fast.”

“Give me the count,” Darrow called, as everyone watched the saucers zooming closer.

“Aye, sir. One six five zero. One five zero zero. Boy, they sure are fast!”

“Fifteen hundred feet,” muttered Stewart. “That doesn’t give us any room to maneuver.” Blimps were notoriously slow to turn, slower to climb, and almost impossible to dive.

“In about ten seconds, that will be a purely academic matter,” Darrow said.

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June 8, 2010

The Key of Imagination

Filed under: Life the Universe and Everything — sottovoce @ 10:13 am

One of the original reasons I created Sotto Voce, back in the pre-blog days when it was completely invisible, was so that I could use it as a “messy workbench” — a place to build written things out of agglomerated found objects, to throw ideas on the wheel and turn them until they take shape, to just toss scraps of paper (like my typecasts). A long searchable index of ideas that can be read thematically, chronologically, or randomly to help me mark way stations, make free-form associations, trigger inspiration, and point me in new directions. This post is one of those.

So I’ve been thinking a lot about my imagination since moving to Annapolis and returning to my creative life. I definitely wasn’t using it much in Baltimore. But now, having set up my hobby space in the basement with Zorak the halogen lamp, my blue tackle-box of tools, and (of course) my brother Mike’s dirtbike painting, I’m feeling ye aulde feelings again. Nothing like a little styrene therapy, the smell of hot airbrush thinner.

This morning I was listening to the latest Alan Watts Podcast (Taoist Way #5, for future reference) and he reminded me why kids have such active imaginations, why so many people lose theirs as they grow up, and why I haven’t entirely lost mine yet:

“If you see, then, that ‘what you experience’ and ‘you’ are the same thing, then realize also, going beyond that, that you are in the external world you’re looking at. You see, I’m in your external world, you’re in my external world. But I’m in the same world you are. My inside is not separable from the outside world. It’s something the so-called outside world is doing, just as it’s doing the tree and the ocean and everything else that is in the outside world.

“Now isn’t that great, you see? We’ve completely got rid of the person in the trap, the one who either dominates the world or suffers under it. It’s vanished, it never was there. And when that happens, you see, you can play any life game you want to. Link the past and the present and the future together, play roles. But you know you’ve seen through this . . . great social lie — that one accumulates, owns experiences, memories, sights, sounds, and from that other people, possessions, so on; building up always this idea of one’s self as the ‘haver’ of all this. If you think that, you’ve been had.”

This also obviously deals with the whole “transactional” issue that I’ve always wrestled with in regards to creativity — how can you transact what you never really possessed? The real value lies not with the artifact of the creation (the words, the painting, the sculpture, the song, the dance) but with the passion and the creative spark that created that work, and that can never be transacted, though it can (in the Zen sense) be transmitted. Otherwise it’s like trying to own the finger that points to the moon. It’s my fable: the man who bought the ashes because he wanted to own the fire.

June 4, 2010

The Internet is Fluoridating our Precious Bodily Fluids

Filed under: Life the Universe and Everything — sottovoce @ 10:18 am

General Jack D. Ripper So I’m listening to Nicholas Carr being interviewed on NPR about his latest book about how the Internet is surgically removing our reading ability, and he explains how the idea for his grand thesis — which he buttresses with studies, surveys, interviews, and empirical and anecdotal evidence out the wazoo — came from observing his own diminished attentive capacity whilst browsing the Web. Suddenly, I had a realization: I’ve heard this interview before.

Jack . . . tell me, Jack. When did you first . . . develop this theory?

Well, I . . . first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Hmm.

Yes . . . a profound sense of fatigue . . . a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

In Kubrick’s fable, General Jack D. Ripper’s reaction to his impotence leads inexorably to the nuclear destruction of the world. Similarly, Carr concludes that his flaccid attention span must be the result of the Internet sapping his precious neural fluids, and therefore he must launch a book-length first strike to prevent a vast conspiracy from taking root.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

An article of mine was recently published wherein I interviewed a college professor who wrote a book that was not, but should have been, titled The Kids Today: Why Today’s Whippersnappers Won’t Get Off My Lawn. In it, he claimed that today’s students were functionally less intelligent than previous generations of students in large part because they spend all their time string at tiny screens and only talking to their friends. His grand thesis — reinforced by the usual freight train of statistics — was sparked by his annoyance at the distracted behavior of his students and his own kids whenever he pontificated at them.

I don’t think it’s the Internet that’s sapping our precious bodily fluids.

Personally I blame the schools.

I’ve been reading a lot of the passionate articles and blog posts being written about both sides of the “death of the book” argument, and I’m beginning to sense a broad, vague, and completely unquantifiable pattern (one that I am not planning on launching any nuclear strikes over) — there seems to be a relationship between people’s opinion about the outmodedness of books and the way they experienced reading in school. The quick-n-dirty version of my gut feeling is this: People who claim that the Internet is freeing us from stuffy old boring literature probably weren’t inspired by their English teachers.

I mean, pick up any Clay Shirky interview at random and listen to him chant his mantra about how students won’t have to suffer through War and Peace and In Search of Lost Time anymore thanks to the Web. It’s like listening to the high school shop jock complaining about his English midterm exam. Who needs all that Dead White Male stuff, anyway? I want to go build engines.

And listen to any defender of traditional books; inevitably their argument will invoke the richness and layers of meaning that they found in books, the magical ability to be transported to another time and place in their imaginations, the worlds of possibility that books opened up for them. The Web will replace all that fresh fruit with crowd-sourced applesauce, they wail. They usually admit (with mock-sheepish pride) that they had been bookworms in school — staying up late to read under the covers, wandering through the shelves of used-book stores for hours on end, and on a first-name basis with the local librarian.

I am a writer and a lover of books in large part because I was fired up by passionate English teachers. And because language was the fire in me waiting to be stoked. It may sound trite, but my tenth-grade English teacher assigned the massive tome Of Human Bondage and it absolutely and completely transformed my life. Probably not so much the kid sitting next to me, whose passion maybe was chemistry and whose life was completely transformed by the cool and charmingly eccentric chemistry teacher, and who found the book to be too illogical and emotional. Or the kid in front of me, who was perhaps a gifted athlete and whose talents were fostered by our compact, pugnacious gym instructor, and who thought that reading literature was totally gay. Same book, three completely different and internally consistent reactions that will in some way affect each of their approaches to reading as adults.

Now say that any one of these three students goes on to develop the Internet’s dominant algorithm for assigning value to content. How would each one of them, when interviewed by Wired or NPR, rank the importance of making books like Of Human Bondage available to kids?

Generalizing outward from our own experience is always a risky thing. We’ll always find a study, an expert, a group, a news channel, a party that reinforces what we want to hear, what we “know in our gut” to be true. Big whoop. Doesn’t mean you’re right, just means a lot of people think the same way.

The funny thing is that I’m seeing all these Jack D. Ripper types on both sides of the debate relying on their respective echo chambers to bolster their arguments that the Internet will both free us from and ensnare us in just such a global echo chamber.

I love books, and I love e-books. I love reading on paper. I love reading on a screen. I will read them in a book. I will read them on a Nook. I will read them on a box. I will never, ever detox. I will always read more words, I will always read them, o you nerds.

May 21, 2010

Zen Buddhist Lawyer Koan

Filed under: Life the Universe and Everything — sottovoce @ 4:33 pm

If my tree falls into a neighbor’s forest, but it doesn’t make a sound, who’s liable for the damage?

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